I once knew a very humourless kleptomaniac.

He always took things literally.

I just won a humourless competition.

No joke.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, we are efficient and humourless.

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An upstart comedian speaks to a famous movie producer ...

"So, what's your idea?"

"Well, I want to make the film about how a wealthy New York businessman raised his child to become a selfish, arrogant prick just like himself. The boy's such a fucking asshole that even his neglectful father gets sick of the rat and sends him to a military academy. ...

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