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Horlicks Jokes

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What's the difference between Bournvita and Horlicks?

I don't know but I've never had a Bournvita my cock

I was wakened at 3am by a crashing noise...

I went down the stairs, cricket bat in hand, only to come face to face with an intruder stepping through my front door. He was armed with a crowbar but a swift crack of the willow round his head dropped him and he was spark out for enough time for me to grab a short length of rope. After hog-tying h...

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