3. Extracted deathstalker scorpion venom, costing no less than $39,000,000 per gallon. Truly an enormous sum, even for the wealthiest of wealthy.
2. The wine from the holy grail, necessitating a hazardous journey to both life and limb, and discernable only to the purest of heart.
Bollywood wants to make a movie called India Jones
In it, he Sikhs the Holy Grail
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TIFU by causing a massive fight at our families Labor Day BBQ
Now, a bit of background for you all. Every year, my grandparents invite the entire family over to their place for their annual Labor Day barbecue. Very rarely, my cousin Samuel decides to come along, and usually only if he's that desperate for a free meal. Everyone in my family talks mad s...
King Arthur is about to set out on the quest to find the Holy Grail, but he's worried about Guinevere’s faithfulness while he's away. So he visits Merlin to discuss his concerns. "Don't worry my liege, I have the perfect device to ensure your wife stays pure" and he produces a rather odd looking ...