Radio Yerevan was asked: "Can I use aspirin as birth control pill?"
Radio Yerevan answered: "Yes, if you hold it between your knees."
A collection of Radio Yerevan jokes
Radio Yerevan jokes were basically a pre-internet meme here in the former Eastern Bloc, which follow a simple QnA format and were often political, and here's a few of my favorites:
Radio Yerevan was asked: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union in the same w...
In the Soviet Union a listener calls Radio Yerevan with a pressing question.
"Is it true" the listener asks "that in Moscow, at the Red Square, Moskvich cars are being given for free?"
"It is absolutely true" the host replies "just not in Moscow but in Leningrad, not at the Red Square but at the Revolution Square, not cars but bikes, and not given for free but...
Series of jokes translated from Armenian
Some context: Abaran is a city in Armenia, and there's this stereotype about the "Abarantsi" (person from Abaran) who is supposed to be stupid and there's a bunch of jokes about it, kind of like blonde jokes (this is all for the sake of the joke, however, and we love and respect the people of Abaran...
A Morning Radio Show in the USSR
"Good morining fellow comrades and welcome to Radio Yerevan's daily Morning show! "
"Today we are waking up with Comrade Stalin and you may not see it but the whole nation is waking up with him!"
"Right now Comrade Stalin is doing his morning excersise and the whole nation is doing mo...
An old Soviet anecdote [WARNING: GORE]
A chief talks to his tribe:
— Are we the greatest tribe?
Entire tribe shouts:
— Then we need our own nuclear bomb and a rocket to carry it!
— Let's build them then.
The tribe chopped down the thickest and tallest tree in the forest, ...