Radio Yerevan was asked: "Was comrade Lenin a scientist or a politician?"
Radio Yerevan answered: "Of course, a politician. If he were a scientist, he would've first tried his theories on dogs."
Radio Yerevan was asked: "Can I use aspirin as birth control pill?"
Radio Yerevan answered: "Yes, if you hold it between your knees."
Radio Yerevan was asked: Is it correct that Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev won a luxury car at the All-Union Championship in Moscow?
Radio Yerevan answered:In principle, yes. But first of all it was not Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev, but Vassili Vassilievich Vassiliev; second, it was not at the All-Union Championship in Moscow, but at a Collective Farm Sports Festival in Smolensk; third, it was not a car, but a bicycle; and four...
A collection of Radio Yerevan jokes
Radio Yerevan jokes were basically a pre-internet meme here in the former Eastern Bloc, which follow a simple QnA format and were often political, and here's a few of my favorites:
Radio Yerevan was asked: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union in the same w...
In the Soviet Union a listener calls Radio Yerevan with a pressing question.
"Is it true" the listener asks "that in Moscow, at the Red Square, Moskvich cars are being given for free?"
"It is absolutely true" the host replies "just not in Moscow but in Leningrad, not at the Red Square but at the Revolution Square, not cars but bikes, and not given for free but...
Series of jokes translated from Armenian
Some context: Abaran is a city in Armenia, and there's this stereotype about the "Abarantsi" (person from Abaran) who is supposed to be stupid and there's a bunch of jokes about it, kind of like blonde jokes (this is all for the sake of the joke, however, and we love and respect the people of Abaran...
An old Soviet anecdote [WARNING: GORE]
A chief talks to his tribe:
— Are we the greatest tribe?
Entire tribe shouts:
— Then we need our own nuclear bomb and a rocket to carry it!
— Let's build them then.
The tribe chopped down the thickest and tallest tree in the forest, ...
A Morning Radio Show in the USSR
"Good morining fellow comrades and welcome to Radio Yerevan's daily Morning show! "
"Today we are waking up with Comrade Stalin and you may not see it but the whole nation is waking up with him!"
"Right now Comrade Stalin is doing his morning excersise and the whole nation is doing mo...