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Head Lice Jokes

A new strain of head lice has been discovered which is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

A joke about head lice.

Two people walk into a restaurant.

One says, "Have you heard about the nit bug spreading through town lately?"

The other shakes their head and responds, "Lice. All lice."

What's the difference between a lawyer and head lice?

One is a blood sucking parasite that is hard to get out of your hair, and the other can be killed with a special shampoo.

Where do head lice go to pray?

The temple

haha.

-My Friend Devon

There has been 45,000 cases of head lice reported in the last 24 hours across the Midwest

Researchers are scratching their heads over that one.

A wimpy kid wears a Santa hat to school.

All the girls are giggling and talking to him, he's in heaven!

Then the school bully, jealous of the attention, snatches the hat and says , " You don't care if I wear this, do you?"

The kid says " Do you have head lice?"

"No!" says the bully.

" Well you do now! Merry Chri...

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