Hard Knocks Jokes - 4 Hilarious Hard Knocks Jokes

I didn't go to college, I went to the 'School of Hard Knocks'.

Because I wanted to get a job as a door-to-door hearing aid salesman.

Welcome to the school of hard knocks...

You'd better hope your front door can take it!

Cold War Era Joke: This Russian dude had a talking parrot. A very special parrot who loved cursing the regime, and the Communist party leaders. One day, hard knocks on the door, "KGB, open up!". The guy hides the parrot in the freezer. The KGB searches the apartment and cannot find the parrot.

The KGB agents give the guy a warning. Once they leave, he runs to the freezer takes out the shivering bird and hugs it and tells the parrot to curse the revolution. The parrot is mum. "Com'on curse Brezhniev , curse the KGB. The parrot looks at the guy and says "I've just been to Siberia! I'm not t...

Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from?

The School of Hard Knocks.

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