I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street.
Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?
Ones green and the other is black
Where did Oscar the Grouch get all of his opiates from?
Poppy street
My ex asked me "what's your problem?"
I said "to quote Oscar the grouch, my problem is that I love trash"
From my Twitter feed today
I have a joke about a gym trainer, but I have to warm up before I tell it.
I have a joke about the IT department, but you have to put in a ticket before i can tell you.
I have a joke on aerospace engineering, but I don't think it will fly.
I have a joke on LinkedIn, but I'm not ...
It was a dark time on the street.
War had come to Sesame Street. Big Bird lay bleeding with a piece of shrapnel sticking out of his side. As he lay there. Oscar the grouch came over to speak with him. Oscar: How are you doing general bird? Big Bird: Never mind that now commander what is the letter and number of the day? Osc...
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