War had come to Sesame Street. Big Bird lay bleeding with a piece of shrapnel sticking out of his side. As he lay there. Oscar the grouch came over to speak with him. Oscar: How are you doing general bird? Big Bird: Never mind that now commander what is the letter and number of the day? Osc...
I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street.
Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
Where did Oscar the Grouch get all of his opiates from?
What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?
Ones green and the other is black