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What do we call a group of 12 atoms?

Dozen matter.

What do we call a miner's climax?

An oregasm

A son asks his father: What do we call a person who speaks two languages?

Father: A Bilingual

Son: Then what if a person speaks three languages?

Father: A Trilingual

Son: And what of those who speak only one language?

Father: An American

What do we call a software engineer's unwanted child

A cum..pilation error

what do we call a pair of identical twin cats?

Duplicats

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Source: **Dad**

What do we call a person who watches over kids while hiding in the shadows and sneaks in the kids room when the parents are asleep?

Santa Claus

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