A son asks his father: What do we call a person who speaks two languages?
Father: A Bilingual
Son: Then what if a person speaks three languages?
Father: A Trilingual
Son: And what of those who speak only one language?
Father: An American
What do we call a software engineer's unwanted child
A cum..pilation error
what do we call a pair of identical twin cats?
Duplicats
What do we call a wireless mouse?
Hamster.
Source: **Dad**
What do we call a person who watches over kids while hiding in the shadows and sneaks in the kids room when the parents are asleep?
Santa Claus
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