Groucho Marx joke

“We’re gonna build an eye and ear hospital. It’ll be a site for sore eyes”

An old Groucho Marx Joke

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx is on TV, interviewing a woman with 14 children

— My god, that’s a lot of children! How can you do this?

— I love my husband a lot…

— Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while!

Groucho Marx once said:

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

Behind every successful man is a woman

and behind her is his wife!

Groucho Marx

A man goes to the doctor...

"Doctor," he says, "Ya gotta help me! I'm having all sorts of crazy dreams! I think I'm losing my mind here!"

"Why certainly," the doctor says, "Tell me about these dreams you are having."

The man continues, "Well Doc, you see, I dream that I'm turnin' into stuff of a Native American n...

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas...

How he got into my pajamas, I don't know.

- Groucho Marx

The sore throat

Carl, a young man, woke up and suffered from an awful sore throat and all but lost his voice. The small town's doctor operated out of his own home, so Carl made his way over, scratching at his sore throat.

Dr. Wendell's wife answered the door, "Yes?"
Carl, in a very quiet, breath...

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