UPJOKE

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to
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Old Train-Related Joke

There was once a grouchy old man that worked on a train. When he had time to take a break from his routine, he would walk through the passenger carts to check up on the passengers. Once, there were two kids causing a commotion so he threw them both out of the moving train and critically injured them...

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