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An undertaker says to a bereaved husband

‘When did you realise your wife was dead?’
‘Well,’ he replies, ‘the sex was the same but
the dishes just kept piling up...’

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A Chinese man dies and leaves behind his wife...

She absolutely refuses to accept his death and travels far and wide to find someone who can bring him back from the dead.

Finally she finds someone who can do it and his lifeless body is once again living and breathing. She says "Honey I couldn't let you go."


He sighs deeply and s...

I tried to tell them that people weren't going to show up to my funeral

but no one bereaved me

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