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What kind of car does Gordon Freeman drive?

A Lambda-ghini.

What did Gordon Freeman experience when he turned 40?

A Half Life crisis.

Why did Gordon Freeman's vehicle dismember the metrocop and pulverize his limbs?

Because he was driving a Combine harvester.

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