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I accidentally got anti aging cream on my block of cheddar

I’ve now got milk all over the kitchen top

Duck walks into a bar...

Asks the bartender if he has any milk. Bartender informs him he doesn't serve milk, so the duck leaves. The following day the duck returns to the bar and asks the bartender if he has any milk, the bartender informs the duck he has no milk, so the duck leaves again. The next day the duck comes bac...

A man walks into a t-shirt store...

There are 3 shirts on display.

The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled "Got Milk."

The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled "Forgot Milk."

The third tee shirt has a picture of M...

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