UPJOKE
zebrafishgeneticsdnainsulingene knockoutglofishgolden ricediabetesgrowth hormonephenotypegene therapygenegeoalgaedomestication

Gmo Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Crap! It's the GMO inspectors!

Act natural!

A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt....

Just Ice was served.

GMO

Woman comes to fruit market and she is looking at some beautiful strawberries

She asks the shopkeeper : are these strawberries GMO?

Shopkeeper : no

Strawberries : **oh yes we are**

TIL about GMO Corn

Scientists have been working on developing drought resistant corn that will be a better crop for regions that do not get as much rain. They have developed a strain of corn that has stoma on the underside of the leaves that are stiffer.
It is hard pore corn.

Where's the best place to store your GMO produce?

In the Vegetable CRISPR

How do the British call chips made from GMO potatoes?

CRISPRs

What is the difference between organic fried chicken and GMO fried chicken?

It's CRISPR.

So a GMO scientist, after a successful series of test results, turns to his lab mates to congratulate them and say

"You're the team of the crop"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A female journalist is taking a tour of a new science facility.

Scientist: Here at our lab we've been testing what would happen to GMO foods if, instead of producing foods with genes intended for fast production, we could develop GMO foods into potentially another form of species.

Journalist: That's interesting what foods have you tested this on?

...

Two tomatoes walked over the road

Have GMO gone to far?

A group of Nuns opened a Flower Shop.

The Nuns started selling small bouquets, and after some success moved on to larger arrangements. Their business grew enough that they were eventually the only place in a ten kilometer radius to sell flowers; and gathered a monopoly on the market.
One day, a couple of Friars opened another green...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Family First (original joke)

Mr. Scott Lood was a poor little farmer from Illinois who paid the bills by churning butter all day and all night. He came from a family of dairy farmers: his father was a cream maker, and his father before him a cheese maker. There was little money to be made in this line of work- so little in fact...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.