Gluten Intolerant Jokes - 6 Hilarious Gluten Intolerant Jokes

What do you call a gluten intolerant duck?

Coeliquack

I'm not saying I'm gluten intolerant...

...I just wouldn't want it dating my daughter.

What did the vegetarian body builder say after he found out he was gluten intolerant?

There ain't no whey!

Joke by my 4 year old nephew, please try not to downvote. It made me laugh when he said it though.

Nephew: are you gluten intolerant?

Me(surprised he knew about gluten): yes I am, sweetheart

Nephew: how intolerant of you

When I was a kid I was diagnosed as gluten intolerant.

When I misbehaved my mom would make me eat a bunch of white bread. A gluten for punishment kind of thing.

A Vegan who is also gluten intolerant walks up to you. What is the first thing they say to you?

"I crossfit"

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