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Gladiators Jokes

Two Roman gladiators are talking....

The one guy says, "Guess how many women I've slept with?"

The second guy goes, "Mmmm..."

The first dude goes, "Are you serious?! I'd be dead!"

I read about how in ancient Rome gladiators had a layer of fat to protect them in combat.

I'm gonna start telling people I have the body of a gladiator.

Where do skeleton gladiators fight?

In the Calseum.

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The Marvel character Korg is canonically gay.

I’d guess you’d say the other gladiators are hitting rock bottom.

2 Galdiators are fighting to the death.....

One of the gladiators severs both limbs from his opponent, but instead of giving up the opponent continues fighting by kicking and biting, he then severs both legs from his opponent as well. His opponent finally has to give up being unarmed and defeated.

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Picture the scene, it is 1915 and the Great War is raging in Europe.

The war brought forward many brave fighting units and among those there were none so brave as the aviators of the French Flying Corps. Every weekend these modern day gladiators would fly to Paris and install themselves in the Grand Hotel. The locals, particularly the young ladies, would be desperate...

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