If Nero, Tiberius, Caligula, and Commodus were all in Pompeii together, who would survive?

The Roman empire.

Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate?

His horse kept casting too many neigh votes.

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New bordello opened

New bordello opened. They will make every sexual wish come true, but if client can't pay, they will ask a butcher from neighboring meat shop to cut part of your body.

So, one day came russian oligarch. He fucked everyone in the bordello. Female prostitutes, male prostitutes, barman, barmaid a...

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