60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for...

Coronavirus for president!

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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I want to go down on you and make you happy. Then I want come back up slowly and fuck you hard...

Sincerely,

Gas prices

I’m gonna go down on you slowly... then when you’re enjoying it the most, I’ll work my way back up and f*ck you hard.

With love,
Gas Prices

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