Gargling Jokes

After a day of walking, staggering, then crawling, they are thirsty, starving, and near death. They are about to give up when Juan exclaims,

“Pedro, look! At thee bottom of the dune... it’s an Oasis!”

Pedro struggles to bring his head up to look. “Juan... I think so my friend. I think... read more

God greets them and says: "If you all want to go to heaven, you must gain purity." He asks the first nun "Have you ever touched a penis before?". The nun says "Yes, with the tip of my finger". God tells her not worry and to dip her finger in the holy water in front of them. She does so and goes thro... read more

They are met by the god himself at the pearly gates...



Looking at them the god says, "you have spent your entire life doing my work and spreading my message and therefore you may enter the gates of heaven, but before you do that, you must tell me right now if you have ever committed a... read more

Four nuns die and are standing in a line waiting outside the gates of heaven. Saint Peter walks up to the first nun and asks, "Have you ever come in contact with a male penis?" The nun slowly nods her head and says, "I have seen a male penis." St. Peter thanks her for her honesty, sprinkles holy wat... read more

Three nuns die and they are standing in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. He looks down at them and tells them to stand single file in a line. He asks the first one, "Sister, have you ever seen or touched a penis?" She says, "Yes sir, I have touched a penis." He directs her to a small basin ... read more

"I'll give this million dollars to the first person who can sing "Auld Lang Syne" and give me head at the same time."

Immediately people started a stampede, men, women and children all alike, towards the mans crotch. They whipped his dick out and started battling over who gets to do the "perf... read more

they issue him with a Redirect Notice, and he is sent to the not-so-pearly ones.
The Devil looks at his clipboard irritably.
“Look, I’ve got a problem. You’re due here about now, but I’m full. I’ll have to ID one of the temporary inmates, whose sentence is just about up, and give them an ... read more