2 hockey players were fighting on the rink. Both were swinging at each other full strength. Until one lands a nice right hander to the jaw and the hockey player lands face first onto the ice. A player on the bench says
"at least he got ice on it right away."
With Phillip gone, the UK is already making plans for when the Queen passes as well.
They'll toss a soldier off the cliffs of Dover and she'll return at full strength.
Hearing Better Now
An elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialist. The doctor fitted him with some hearing aids that brought his hearing back to full strength.
After a few weeks the man came back to make sure the new equipment was working properly, which it was. The hearing specialis...