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Frost Bite Jokes

My friend stopped talking to me after I lost 3 of my toes to frost bite.

I didn’t know he was lack toes intolerant.

Why did the Alaskan man name his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites.

What do you get when you leave a pair of dentures in the freezer overnight?

Frost bite

A man saw a dog named frost.

It wagged its tail as people walked by. The man went to pet it but this dog lashed out and injured his hand.

"I didn't know frost bites."

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

Idiot question and answer

Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.

Q: What’s a flea’s favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.

Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?...

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