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Freind Jokes

My freind David was the victim of ID theft

Now we call him Dav

I was on a plane and saw my freind jack

So i shouted hi jack
Still dont know why i was detained

Two good old boys are out fishing, when a cruise boat with beautiful women appears.

Seeing the beautiful women, all in bikinis, one of them asks, “what should we do?” The others thinks upon it for a bit until he has an idea.

“Hey,” he says, “show them gals your nuts”

“Really?” asks his freind.

“Really” his freind responds.

At which point the buddy g...

My good freind Jake is writing my biography

I told him he should kill off the main character

One freind is telling the other a joke

"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on the boat?"

"repeat"

"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on the boat?"

"repeat"

"There are to people on a boat pete and repeat, pete falls of whose still on t...

How does a redditor cheer up a sad freind?

By any memes necessary.

A freind of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.

He's making land-mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

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Two freinds are sitting on a bench, a deaf elderly woman and a elderly man.

While they are chatting, the woman speaking and the man signing, the man would stop and laugh, making a visible laughing motion that the woman sees.

The woman eventually asks what is so funny and the man signs backing, "Oh it's nothing."

They move on and the woman eventually says that ...

An Australian walks into his regular restaurant with his freind from Prague. They order some food and start a game of chess.

As they're finishing their meal, the waiter approaches the Aussie, "Oh hey, who's your friend? Can I get you guys anything else?"

The Aussie plays the final move of the game and says, "Check Mate".

I'm Devastated. After 7 years of medical training a good freind of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.

He Slept with one of his patients. He was a really nice guy, and a Brillant Vet

This is my horse, Mayo

Freind: Why did you call him that? He isn't even a white horse

Mayo: [Neighs]

How do you inconspicuously annoy someone with a stupid joke?

I'm asking for a freind.

A man was stuck on a roof

He yelled to his friend "hey can you help me get down?"

His freind said "well, you have two options, I could grab a ladder, or you could jump, but I reccomend the ladder."

So he jumped

Ooh Johnny

President Obama was visiting a primary school, and visited the 1st grade classes. The class was in the middle of a lesson on words and thier meaning. Obama ask if any of the kids could give the meaning of the word "tragedy". One lil boy stood up and said " If my best freind was playing in the road a...

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