For Sit Jokes - 4 Hilarious For Sit Jokes

My backpack is so worn out that now I use it for sitting.

It's now a Been Bag.

My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, "Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?"

"Yes," she said, "but I wasn’t willing to pay."

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I'm going to get in a lot of trouble for sitting on the coke rimmed toilet lid

I guess you could really say my ass is on the line this time.

I was arrested by a policeman for sitting in the park not doing anything.

The charge was impersonating a politician.

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