My false advertising course...

Is SO WORTH the 7,000 pounds a year that I pay.

I saw where they pulled all the Steve Irwin sunscreen off the market for false advertising.

It didn't protect against harmful rays.

Diaper companies should be sued for false advertising.

Not once have they held the 22-37 pounds they promised.

Life cereal uses false advertising...

I poured it on my grandma and she still didn't wake up.

If Whole Foods sells sliced apples,

Is it false advertising?

The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop.

He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”

“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?”

"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.

He li...

I took a vitamin supplement in hopes to look much younger.

Didn't work at all. :( I think this "B 12" slogan should be banned as false advertising!!

Plan for Unlimited Free labor

1. Create online profile of 16 year old girl.
2. Chat with men and tell them my dad will not be home.
3. When 2 guys show up, answer the door as 'dad' with print outs of chat logs.
4. Point to piles of dirt and shovels in the yard.
5. It isn't false advertising to say that I need 2 big m...

My tuktuk got stuck earlier in the mud

False advertising should be called a stuckstuck

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A crazy guy outside my work has been wearing a “The end is near!” sign every day for the last 2 months.

Fuckin’ false advertising.

What do you do if you have an ugly kid with a hot partner?

Sue for false advertising

If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from?

Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.

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