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Faceplant Jokes

What do you call it when a deaf person faceplants into quicksand?

Lip sinking.

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A man walks into a bar and faceplants into a stool.

Now he's completely shitfaced.

What kind of plant is painful?

A faceplant.

What type of plants do skateboarders grow?

Faceplants

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It’s 1 in the morning and a drunk bar patron decides it’s time to go home.

He gets up off his barstool and immediately faceplants.

“Oh, holy crap. I’m drunker than I thought!”

He pulls himself up with the barstool, lets go, and faceplants again.

“Shit!”

He crawls to the front door. He tries pulling himself up with the door knob and door frame. O...

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Jim leaves a bar at 2 am...

And he’s completely shitfaced. He’s not ready to call it a night, though, so he goes for a walk through the forest behind the bar. As he’s walking along, Jim comes across a bear. Being the stupid drunk fucker he is, Jim decides to try befriending the bear by offering it a high five.

Somehow t...

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