Ghost Poopie--The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie--The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie--The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unw...
My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant...
I didn't know what to say.
Businessman, proposition, and a beautiful chorus girl..
A prosperous and somewhat amorous businessman propositioned a beautiful chorus girl of the well-proportioned figure to spend the night with him for S500.
When he was ready to leave the next morning, certain things had transpired, he told her he didn't have that much money with him but would h...
Today my 4-year-old asked me what an autobiography is
So I said to her, "It's self-explanatory".
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There was a scientist
That claimed that all ants are constipated. A tabloid sent a reporter to investigate his claims. The reporter traveled miles and miles and reached his expedition in the Amazon, finding him surrounded by students looking in awe at him picking ants off a colony.
The journalist respectfull...
If North Korea ever made propaganda rap, it would be K-RAP
The name is self-explanatory