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Epsom Jokes

My son chewed and swallowed a dictionary.

We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.

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A day at the races

Two female teachers took a group of pupils from years 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Epsom Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was wa...

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