Enter Into Jokes - 9 Hilarious Enter Into Jokes

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Three vampires enter into a competition

The first vampire tells the other 2:

\- “Hey! I have an idea! Let’s have a competition between the three of us to see who is the best at sucking blood!”

Since they have nothing to else to do, the other two vampires think it is a good idea and agree to the competition.

After tha...

If you upvote this post, later this week money will enter into your life.

I call it a praycheck

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A man enter into a bank and says to the receptionist...

...:"Ok listen to me you , call the mother director right now"

"Hey there sir I don't like the way you..."

He stops her and goes again: "Listen to me you you don't look at me in the eyes when you talk and call your director"

The receptionist afraid calls ...

If you enter into a room with a negative person in it,

there are now no people in the room!

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Paris, 1940: A nazi squad enter into an apartment and begin to search for the hidden family.

The soldiers manage to find the dad, the mom and the son, but the daughter remains unfound.

The nazi officer suddenly hears a cough under the children's bed.

He looks under and find the little girl.

With a smile on his face, he tand his hand to help her come out the bedframe....

What would you call an addendum to burglary laws that would state that it's legal to break and enter into someone's house, provided you leave them with a gift?

The Santa clause

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There's a biblical explanation for why religious fundamentalists keep turning out to be secretly gay

"When thou prayest, enter into thy closet "

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Gates of Heaven

4 nuns die in a tragic bus crash.

They find themselves at the gates of heaven, where Peter greets them warmly. "Sisters, to enter into heaven, you must confess a sin." The sisters line up in front of Peter, who is smiling warmly.

The first nun pauses, takes a deep breath, and says "I....

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