Emo Kid Jokes - 16 Hilarious Emo Kid Jokes

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board

I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout

I seen them hanging all day.

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Got a job working with a bunch of Emo kids. It's depressing, they're always going on about dying, they look terrible with their white skin, and complain about how their life is.

Sorry not Emo kids......Chemo kids..

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

What do you call a Emo kid in Hawaii?

A Tropical Depression

An emo kid tries to high five a tree…

The tree left them hanging

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

It's cake day : )

Edit: thanks for my first silver kind stranger!
A Gold also! Thank you very much!

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Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Which one touches the ground faster, a feather or an emo kid?

The feather cuz the emo kid’s attached to a rope…

What is the difference between an emo kid and a gallon of milk?

The milk won't hang itself after you dump it.

An emo kid applied for the marines last week...

He made the cut.

An apple and an emo kid fall out of a tree which one hits the ground first?

The apple, the rope caught the emo kid.

I wish my hair was like an emo kid

So, it would cut itself

How do you get a group of emo kids to change a light bulb?

You don't, just let them sit and cry in the dark

Whats the difference between an emo kid and a leaf both falling from a tree?

Only the leaf reached the ground.

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