UPJOKE
festivalfestivityislamfestivecelebrationfetejamboreefiestaanniversaryrevelrymerrymakingcelebratorymultipartybirthdaysoiree

Eid Jokes

A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED.

It almost blew up in my face.

A Muslim walks into a bar..

..and orders water, coz he can drink now.

*Eid Mubarak*

Iā€™m done with Ramadan!

Other muslims are still fasting, but I was faster.

Eid Mubarak!

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.