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Eat From Jokes

What does a lawyer eat from?

A suet feeder.

what do sport fans eat from?

a SOUPer bowl

The Queen of France is asked by her chef what she would like her and the rest of the court to eat for dinner

"I would like to eat cheese", she said.

"Which kind of cheese?", asked the chef?

"I would like soft French cheese with garlic and herbs", replied the queen. "And there is one more thing I must insist on".

"Anything my Queen. What is it?", replied the chef.

"It is very im...

Why shouldn't you eat meat from pot smoking cows?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Two men, Joe and bob, both virgins, died and went to heaven.

God introduces them to the heaven!
“Congrats, you get to enjoy eternal life in heaven.
But you have one rule, never eat apples from the forbidden tree” As god pointed to the tree full of delicious apples.

“Uh, what happens if someone eats from it?” Asked Joe.
God replies, “well, um,...

So a guy goes to the dentist

He tells the dentist my left tooth hurts.
The dentist said sorry but there's no cure for that so you'll have to eat the other side. Later that day he goes to a barbecue, he gets a sausage goes to the bathroom and locks himself. His friends walk past the door and hear moaning, they ask him what's...

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