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Duck Pond Jokes

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And old woman sits next to an old man on a park bench...

An old woman sat next to an old man on a park bench one evening. They sat there quietly, looking at the duck pond, not saying anything and just letting the day pass them by.

Suddenly, he broke the silence. "I used to sit here and hold my wife's hand every evening, and we'd watch the ducks. ...

Chicken in a Library

A young librarian is amazed during his first day at work to see a chicken stride into the library with an armful of books. The chicken walks up to him and deposits the book on the desk. Apart from a little pond weed on one of the pages, they were all fine and within the lending period, in fact, they...

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