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Druggies Jokes

Saw 2 druggies having 69 in the park.

He was on crack, she was on blow.

How do you know all ducks are druggies?

They're addicted to quack.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bar tender says, “We don’t serve gorillas here.”
The gorilla tells the bar tender, “Look, if you don’t give me a drink, I’m gonna eat that lady at the end of the bar.

“I’m sorry, we don’t serve gorillas here,” states the bar tender.

The gorilla goes to the end of the bar wher...

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