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Doofenshmirtz Jokes

How do you beat Dr. Doofenshmirtz in a sword fight?

You parry the platypus

I don't understand how Dr. Doofenshmirtz still hasn't killed anyone yet.

I mean, he uses the term inator a lot.

What would you call a Doofenshmirtz invention that makes people want to do things later?

The Procrastinator!

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