A psychiatrist and a man are touring a mental hospital to see if it would be a good fit for his brother.
They are walking down a hallway when they pass a door the man looks in. Inside there is this young man who his holding his hands up to his stomach, raising his leg and then lunges forwards in a pitching motion. "Oh! Hey! I'm practicing my pitch, I'm going to be a famous pitcher for the Los Angeles D...
What is Donald Trump and Ted Nugent’s favorite sports team?
(Low, low hanging fruit. My sincerest apologies.)
What's the difference between the President of the United States and the management staff of a Los Angeles baseball team?
One of them drafts Dodgers. The other dodges drafts.
What Major League Baseball team would Donald Trump play for?
Space Bar and the Robot
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the...
After the fourth batter was hit in game seven
My wife turns to me and says, they're not very good dodgers.