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Charles Dickens had lots of melodious metal bars outside the front of his house. Some of them were expensive, others dirt cheap.

It was the best of chimes, it was the worst of chimes.

I bought Earth once

It was dirt cheap.

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A man and his Parrot

A man is looking through a pet store and sees a parrot for dirt cheap, he thinks to himself, "eh, what the hell, I'll buy it." He gets it home and setup in a nice comfy cage and the first thing the bird says "Fuck you chump." the man is aghast but lets it go. A few minutes later the bird is at it...

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