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So Betsy DeVos resigned...

I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.

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What's Devo's favourite breed of dog?

Whippet. Whippet good.

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Everyone had better get their Betsy DeVos jokes in...

While people can still read.

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Betsy Devos wants to defund the Special Olympics

Talk about kicking someone when they’re Downs

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Education nominee Betsy DeVos wins Senate confirmation vote

I kept seeing this in r/news, but I was sure it belonged here......

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Breaking: Betsy DeVos has cancelled....

the subject-verb agreement.

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Trump says that the Special Olympics will still be funded despite DeVos' plan.

This is presumably so Eric and Don Jr can still compete.

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What's the difference between Betsy DeVos and a Grizzly Bear?

Betsy DeVos is an actual threat to school children.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I am over 18

What do Betsy Devos and Jared from Subway have in common?

Both of their main goal is to fuck children.

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Pretty sure Betsy DeVos said the grizzly metaphor because the 2nd amendment says,

The right to bear arms.

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I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd

"We don't need no education" -Devos

"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump

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