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Devo Jokes

So Betsy DeVos resigned...

I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.

What's Devo's favourite breed of dog?

Whippet. Whippet good.

Everyone had better get their Betsy DeVos jokes in...

While people can still read.

Betsy Devos wants to defund the Special Olympics

Talk about kicking someone when they’re Downs

Education nominee Betsy DeVos wins Senate confirmation vote

I kept seeing this in r/news, but I was sure it belonged here......

Breaking: Betsy DeVos has cancelled....

the subject-verb agreement.

Trump says that the Special Olympics will still be funded despite DeVos' plan.

This is presumably so Eric and Don Jr can still compete.

What's the difference between Betsy DeVos and a Grizzly Bear?

Betsy DeVos is an actual threat to school children.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do Betsy Devos and Jared from Subway have in common?

Both of their main goal is to fuck children.

Pretty sure Betsy DeVos said the grizzly metaphor because the 2nd amendment says,

The right to bear arms.

I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd

"We don't need no education" -Devos

"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump

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