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Deadpool Jokes

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers.

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers. They traveled to a Hydra base surrounded by four barriers.

When they got to the first barrier, Hulk smashed it.

When they got to the second barrier, Tony Stark fired up his Iron Man suit and blasted a hole through it.

When they got to the t...

What does Deadpool call his condoms?

Reynolds Wrap

Heard this in deadpool while I was rewatching it

Doctor says to his patient
"you don't have that long to live" the patient the patient says
"how long do I have?"
Doctor says
"5"
Patient says
"5 what?"
Doctor says
"4, 3, 2, 1"

Deadpool sends a sms to Wolverine.

Deadpool: Is that chick who can walk through walls still around?

Wolverine: Kitty? She's kinda dead right now.

D: Damn. What about the blue guy that at teleports?

W: Kurt's dead too.


D: How about Jean? She moves stuff with her mind right?



W: You loc...

What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern.
His least favorite?
Deadpool.

I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house.

Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity.

Ryan Reynolds would have been great as Jay Gatsby.

After all, he’s both Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.

Ryan Reynolds, Randall Park, Birdy, Daisy Ridley, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris Evans, Margot Robbie, Mark Ruffalo, Taylor Swift, and Donald Trump are playing Among Us.

They start by picking a color.

Trump declares he is Orange: “ I will be Orange because that’s my skin color!”

Daisy then adds, “If you wanna ridicule yourself then fine, I’ll pick blue.

Taylor Swift: “Cyan for the sky.”

Mark Ruffalo: “Hulk green, Hulk pick GREEEEEEN!”
...

Who is Micheal Barrymore’s favourite superhero?

Deadpool

T.J. Miller and I have so much in common!

We're both not going to be in Deadpool 3

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