UPJOKE
replayswimbledonoccamhaydenroddickumpiringfedererhingisaustralasiannavisvisocoriabrennandwightbetsy

Hawkeye Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Do you think Hawkeye is a virgin?

I know he has kids but he always says he shoots better from a distance…

I used to underestimate Hawkeye

Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Captain America's shield was made of Adamantium. What was Hawkeye's shield made of?

Quicksilver.

[Marvel Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers] If Captain Americas shield is made of Vibranium what is Hawkeye's shield made of?

Quicksilver

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.