I Got Pull Over Today (real conversation with cop)
So….today I got pulled over about 15 feet from the front of my building on my way to work for rolling a stop as I was putting my seatbelt on. I just left it unbuckled so he didn’t think I was trying to pull one over on him.
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I’m an...
The neighbors (I've only heard it told in Russian but don't know if it's originally Russian)
Yuriy is walking along the sidewalk one day when he notices posters advertising a competition for the whole town. The contestants have to swim across a river which no one has ever crossed before due to extreme rapids and plant the town's coat of arms in order to impress incoming administrative offi...