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It turns out, 'Fox News' has no actual coverage of foxes.

I was also disappointed by BBC news.

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BBC News: โ€œThe Pope calls for โ€˜actionโ€™ on sexual abuse.โ€

Right after calling โ€œLights, camera...โ€

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BBC NEWS: Russia to unplug from the internet.

In other news, 75% of the world's online porn has disappeared

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BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision

Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?

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BBC News: Being obese can cut your risk of dementia...

Hold on, lets rephrase that:

"Fat fuckers are less likely to forget where the biscuits are kept"

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BBC News: "Illegally downloading pirated films is costing hundreds of millions of pounds a year"

Fuck, what site are they downloading them from? It's free for me..

What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel?

BBC News

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