Dating App Jokes

It's called FunnyBones

I’m going to call it ‘Carbon Dating’

He was provolonely.

Apparently "must be an animal lover" doesn't mean what you think.

Shiver Me Tinder

Google calendar

I'm calling it OK Stupid.

Both really get going just after dark, start with a spark, and end with a bang.

One time this girl told me "you are unmatched"

Love at First Site

I left because I kept getting ghosted.

You don't have toupee.

...look out for BarTinder

2 Yetis matched on a dating app one day. One was American, the other European. In spite of American Yeti’s peculiarities and the yawning physical gap between them, they hit it off. Having gone back and forth for a little while, American Yeti asks European Yeti for a picture. European Yeti happily ob... read more

Everyone wanted No Strings Attached dating.

Timber

As told by my 11 year old

Ancestry dot com

Tinderella.

… she doesn’t believe in love at first site

It's called Shiver Me Tindrs.

Have you recently traveled outside the country?

Have you recently come in close contact with someone who traveled outside the country?

Are you experiencing any cough and/or fever?

For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.

I've fallen for you and I cant get up

All people want to talk about is work and what I plan on doing after graduation

Its to make hens meet

It's called Tender! Swipe right to keep cooking or swipe left to leave raw

A tender tender of Tinder tender

I lived in a dorm with other students. The guys were on the top floor and the girls were on the bottom floor. Unfortunately, the dorms were quite run down, and some mice began to infiltrate the girls' rooms. The girls set up traps to catch the mice, but they were not keen on throwing out the capture... read more

Young kids use a dating app on their phone.

Older kids use a dating website on their computers.

Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates.

Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events.

Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.

This is because it's a Carbon dating app.

Imagine a dating app for fans of Mandalorian assassins and bdsm. Could call it BobaFet.

6 was just a normal girl, she met 7 on a dating app. They went out several times after that and a few dates later 7 proposed. 6 was ecstatic, they got married within the month and when they moved into a new house they quickly made friends with their neighbors, 9 and 10. 6 soon noticed strange behavi... read more

her profile is on carbon dating apps

Until I got on dating apps.