Dating Site Jokes - 31 Hilarious Dating Site Jokes

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I started a dating site for older people.

OK Boomer

my mum just started a dating site for chickens

She'd do anything to make hens meet

Due to the current economic situation in the world, I’ve started a dating site for chickens.

It’s not my full-time job, I’m just doing it...
...to make hens meet.

A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow! Your gorgeous, how come your still single?"

"It's spelled 'you're'," I replied.

I joined a Ukrainian dating site

Now I have a chick in Kiev

What do you call an absolutely bizarre match on a dating site?

A tinder surprise egg

What's the name of a dating site for people with lisp?

FAITHBOOK

I joined a Christian dating site

And got Holy Ghosted

I got banned from a Christian dating site

I suppose "hung like Jesus" *was* a poor choice for a username.

LinkedIn is like reverse dating site for IT nerds

They get a lot of messages from girls

But ignore most of them

All these dating sites are terrible for your self esteem.

If I wanted to feel neglected I’d go sit with my wife.

I made an account on a dating site for people with sleep apnea.

I got a couple of messages but I'm too tired to check them out.

I'm done with dating sites

I'm only dating pizza delivery guys because at least I know they have a car, a job and, pizza

What do you call a dating site for santas?

The semicolon, it connects independent clauses

Perfect Bio for any Chirstian Dating Site

I love Jesus and long walks on the water.

Have you heard about the new dating site for elderly people?

They call it Carbon-14.

Women on dating sites are so confusing!

They ask for a "genuine guy" then block you when you send.........proof

After 3 failed marriages, an old woman decides to try an online dating site..

She sets up an account with all her info and says she is looking for "a man who will not beat me, Will not walk all over me, and is great in bed." After 2 weeks no one has replied. Then, one day some one rings the doorbell. The woman gets up and opens the door to see a man with no arms and no legs s...

Did you hear about the dating site where younger men can meet older women?

It’s called Oedipal Arrangements.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Of all the dating sites I've tried, I found the most success on Google.

I just typed in "single girls" and got 49 million matches!

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music.

I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Dating Sites are all for Perverts

I was going to join a dating site, but no matter which one I tried I realized pretty quick they were supporting perverts. Disgusting! I mean, right on the form it said: Do you want children?

Did you hear about the new farmers dating site?

It's full of hoes.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking.

Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s a man who can lie.

Did you hear about Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest business venture - teaming up with the police to help protect kids on internet dating sites?

Guess you'd expect nothing less from a Tindergarten cop.

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My dog bit my bf so I had to put him down. I am crying while going through his toys.

The was on three dating sites. I saw it on his cellphone.

Mark is 5 feet, 6 inches tall

Mark likes dating taller women.

So, Mark was so excited to find a a dating site who's bio said that she is 5 feet, 10 inches tall.

He was even more excited to see that her bio said that she likes dating shorter guys.

Mark chats with this girl for a while, and they eventu...

Coronavirus is serious business

I scoffed at how serious the Coronavirus was being portrayed.

Then I realized that I haven’t been invited to the Russian, Ukrainian, or Asian dating sites in my junk folder in weeks!

I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife...

suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all.

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