What do postmodernists and drugs have in common?

They both make you see things that aren’t there.

A Socialist, a Marxist, and a Postmodernist walk into a strip club.

The bouncer checks their ID's and says

"sorry guys, come back when you're 21."

A modernist, materialist, and postmodernist decide to drive to a bar.

The modernist looks over the menu, and decides that he doesn’t want anything on there, instead proceeding to describe his ideal drink to the bartender.

The bartender was clearly annoyed by this, but wrote down the order anyway. After the bartender was done, the materialist asked “how much doe...

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A professor of postmodernist textual deconstructionism doesn't want to cook dinner...

A professor of postmodernist textual deconstructionism doesn't want to cook dinner, so he dashes off an e-mail to his wife telling her to get a pizza.

When he gets home, he finds one of his students hogtied on his dinner table. There's an apple in his mouth, and his wife is absolutely *railin...

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