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Vitreous Jokes

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humor

I'd tell a joke about eyes

But nobody likes vitreous humor.

It doesn't get much cornea than this.

But what is Vsauce?

You are in a room with Michael.

Michael is staring into your eyes.

His lips part.

He speaks the sweet, golden words.

"But... what are, eyes?"

His head tilts slightly downwards, and to the left.

His eyebrow raises slightly.

He gestures with his hands.<...

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