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Confucian Jokes

I made a mistake at a philosophy conference. They asked me for a lecture on Daoism, but I misunderstood. I talked about filial piety and deference to superiors instead.

I apologized for the Confucian.

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A summary of the world's religions

Catholicism: .
Protestantism: Let this happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this always happen to us?
Hinduism: This has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says ""
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this and smoke...

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Some Religious Truths

TAOISM:

ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of happening?

PROTESTANTISM: Let happen to someone else

ATHEISTS: for no apparent reason

HARE KRISHNA: / / Happens, happens/

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say...

Did you hear about the spread of Buddhism to China?

There was mass Confucian.

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