Catholicism: Shit happens. Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Confucianism: Confucius says "Shit happens" Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this shit and smoke...
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Some Religious Truths
TAOISM: Shit happens
ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of shit happening?
PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else
ATHEISTS: Shit happens for no apparent reason
HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens/ Shit happens/ Happens, happens/ Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say...
Did you hear about the spread of Buddhism to China?
There was mass Confucian.