A dyslexic boy is on his way home from training with his mam...."Can we stop at McDonald's mam? I'm starving" the boy asks. "If you can spell McDonald's we will stop on the way home ofcourse son" The boy pauses, composes himself and begins "M" "C" He begins to struggle....
"Ah fuck it mam let's have a KCF"
Who composes all these blonde jokes?
Brunettes do, during the lonely winter evenings.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He’s a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. (Don’t hate me.) Edit: corrected word.
What do you call Chinese cabbage that composes music?
Bach choy.
What do you call a musical equation that a former Vice President composes?
An algorithm
(Credit to my girlfriend)
A man cheats on his wife who happens to be a composer. After finding out about it, she composes a piece of music that expresses her unending rage.
Hell hath no fury like a woman score.
My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines.
She's a Singer songwriter.
That’s a lot of zeros
An aide comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump:
"Sir, three Brazilian solders were killed in Afghanistan last night."
Trump looks absolutely devastated, nobody's ever seen him like this. He sinks back in his chair, saying “oh my god” over and over.
Then he composes h...
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