UPJOKE
universitylatincollegeunited kingdominternettoiletindianawi-fihostelboarding schoolhigh schoolfranceresidence lifemacautaiwan

College Dorm Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three freshmen meet for the first time in a college dorm....

and introduce themselves, mostly trying to impress one another.

The first one says, "My family has been in America for more than 200 years. My father is C.E.O of the biggest bank in New York and he gave me a BMW to drive around the campus."

The second one says, "That's nice."

T...

College dorms

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50. "
He continued, "Anyo...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two girls are moving into a college dorm...

Two girls are moving into a college dorm. One is from Georgia the others from Connecticut. The one from Connecticut is hanging curtains with her mother in the dorm.

The girl from Georgia walks in and says them "What beautiful curtains, where are y'all from?".

The girl from Connectic...

Todd's Room

The college dorm advisor heard strange noises from Todd's room, well after lights-out. He knocked on the door and said, "Todd, are you entertaining in there?" From behind the door, Todd answered, "Just a second I'll ask her!"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I put it back

A guy goes back to his college dorm with two black eyes. When he enters, his roommate asks him,

"What happened to you man?"

"I had trouble with a girl on the escalator"

"What'd she do?"

"She was in front of me on my way up and I noticed her skirt was stuck in between her ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.