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Bunk Beds Jokes

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Bunk bed

A Boyfriend texts his Girlfriend saying "Hey babe you wanna come over and have sex?" Girlfriend texts back "Duh!" So the girl goes over her Boyfriends house, and right before they get into it, he sets the boundaries. "Ok, so my little brother is home, and I have bunk beds. He's on the bottom bunk....

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One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"

So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise on me"!

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Her 9-year old grandson came in from outside and asked,

"Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?"
Taken aback, she decided to be honest, "It's called sexual intercourse."
"Oh, okay," and he went back to play with his friends. A few minutes later he returned saying angrily, "Grandma, it...

I just bought bunk beds. The other night I brought a date home. She said, "I'll get on top." I said, "Great, I’ll get the ladder."

She said, "You sure think a lot of yourself, don't you?"

Her: I want to be on top tonight.

Me: No way, bunk beds were my idea!

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Wife lets me be on top.....

Last night My wife let me be on top.

I fucking love bunk beds.

Sandwich making

Two brothers shared a bedroom, bunk beds. The older brother had the top bunk. He wanted to bring his girlfriend over to spend the night. He tells his girlfriend if she wants it faster say lettuce, harder say tomato.

The younger brother wakes up hearing, "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce, tom...

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[NSFW] On a midnight train to Georgia...

A man and a woman, total strangers, find themselves sharing the same double bunk-bed passenger cabin on the 10:15 PM Amtrack express to Atlanta due to a mix-up at the ticket office.

It's the middle of winter. There's frost on the window, and the shitty Amtrak maintenance means the heat is ou...

What is it when people sleep on top of each other?

Little Katy asked grandma 'what is it when people sleep on top of each other'

Grandma thinking Katy was old enough explained to her the birds and the bees.

Katy ran off but came back quickly saying:

"Grandma, mommy wants to see you right now and she is really mad! She said it ...

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Bill was a horny man who had just been deployed to a US army post in another country far away from the US.

Bill slept in a room, that had lots of bunk beds, about 15 and it was usually silent at night. You could hear a pin drop. Bill had his urges but he would not surrender, the power of the nut would not defeat him.

Well, eventually it did and one not trying to be as silent as possible he tried t...

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An elderly couple goes on a cruise.

There's an elderly couple (80s) that goes on a cruise, the older lady needs a hearing aid but upon arriving to their room she realizes that she has forgotten them at home. She figures she can make it through the cruise without them.

Once night falls, the couple notices they have a room with...

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A married couple's sex life was floundering...

and the husband booked a cruise to jazz things up. Unfortunately, he was cheap bastard and when they got to their room they discovered they were in the BROILER ROOM with BUNK BEDS. He tries to upgrade them but the ship is full.

He says to his wife "Well, nothing we can do now". He gestures to...

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