What makes a clip clop clip clop peng peng clip clop noise?
An amish drive by shooting
A world renowned doctor is asked to visit a local mental institute to ensure all the patients truly belonged there...
He is told he will visit three patients and will be supervised by the institutes owner. When he arrives he visits the first patient in his room and sees the patient defecating into his own hands and smearing it on the wall. He quickly turns towards the supervisor and says “this man truly belongs he...
Two men are walking down the street when they notice an enormous hole
The hole appears bottomless and the men, being men, want to see how deep it is. They find an anvil near by, grab a side each, shuffle over to the hole and chuck it in. The anvil drops like a stone but makes absolutely no noise. The men look at each other with a puzzled expression. Suddenly they hear...
I dont wanna do what I did in Texas.....
Man rides up to a saloon on a beautifullly patterned Palomino stallion, ties the horse to the rail, walks inside, orders lunch and a beer. After his meal is done he gets up, pays the waitress and walks out the doors...to find his horse missing.
He sighs mournfully, removes the safety loops on...
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